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i_paint_the_skyI missed a day, so I am going to do two!
OMG HOW DO I CHOOSE???????????????????????
Okay, I am just going to pull random quotes that really stick out because I love it all (well, I did get a bit tired of Morrigan and Alistair, which is why Morrigan got dropped in favour of Wynne in my first playthrough). I will give myself the one rule that I have to have actually had the lines happen in a playthrough.
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
Alistair: Pardon?
Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
Alistair: I don't know--
Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
Alistair: --what you're--
Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
Alistair: What are you going on about?
Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.
^ I'm actually surprised to see Oghren in here, since he's my least favourite party member in Origins, but this bit KILLED me.
Dog: (Growls)
Sten: (Growls)
Dog: (Growls)
Sten: (Growls)
Dog: (Barks)
Sten: You are a true warrior and worthy of respect.
Dog: (Happy Bark)
^ I knew I needed something from Sten and Dog in here.
Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
^ I'm actually not sure if I've heard this one but I love it too much to skip.
Fenris: So this relic you mentioned losing...
Isabela: You have pretty eyes.
Fenris: I... have pretty eyes.
Isabela: You elves have such pretty eyes, even the men. It makes me want to pluck them out and wear them as a necklace.
Fenris: I wouldn't suggest trying.
Isabela: Oh, I would never try. Not without reason, of course.
Fenris: Forget I said anything.
^ These two hooked up on my first playthrough and it was the best thing ever!
Fenris: I thought all dwarves had beards. Where's yours?
Varric: I misplaced it, along with my sense of dwarven pride and my gold-plated noble caste pin.
Fenris: I thought maybe it fell onto your chest.
Varric: Oh-ho! The broody elf tells a joke!
Fenris: I don't brood.
Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.
Fenris: You're a very odd dwarf.
Varric: And you thought I was joking about the pin.
^ When I saw this theme, this was the first thing that came to mind.
Anders: You do have an opinion on mages, don't you?
Isabela: Of course I do. I just don't feel a constant need to bring it up.
Isabela: (Sighs) Mages don't worry me. And I don't believe the templars when they say I should be worried.
Isabela: I'm more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming a mile away.
Isabela: "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!"
Anders: Abominations don't go, "Grr. Argh."
Isabela: They don't? I should rethink the whole thing, then.
^ I'm a bit surprised Anders made it in here but Isabela brings out the lolz in everyone!
So, the dialogue for Inquisition isn't up quite yet but Iron Bull and Cole have most of the best lines. I'll make a list when people have had time to write it up more.
Before DA:I, this would have been hard. But now it is probably the easiest thing ever because The Dawn Will Come is such an amazing song.
I'll post just the song first, then the in-game appearance which is, IMO, one of the greatest video game scenes of all time but is a bit spoilery.
Soundtrack version:
In-game version:
1. Favorite Dragon Age game
2. Favorite character
3. Least favorite character
4. Favorite Love Interest
5. Least favorite Love Interest
6. Your Warden’s story
7. Favorite quest
8. Least favorite quest
9. Favorite class
10. Favorite party banter
11. Favorite song from the soundtracks
12. OTP
13. Mages or Templars?
14. Character you wish was a romance option
15. Your favorite “Bro”
16. Your ultimate team from all games
17. Favorite Origins story
18. Character you are most like
19. Character who’d be your best friend
20. Character you wouldn’t get along with
21. Favorite villain
22. Favorite NPC
23. Scene you wish you could change the outcome of the most
24. Most shocking scene
25. Scene that made you cry
26. Crack OTP
27. Best part of the games
28. Worst part of the games
29. If you made a deal with a demon what would your bargain be?
30. Hopes for the future of the franchise
OMG HOW DO I CHOOSE???????????????????????
Okay, I am just going to pull random quotes that really stick out because I love it all (well, I did get a bit tired of Morrigan and Alistair, which is why Morrigan got dropped in favour of Wynne in my first playthrough). I will give myself the one rule that I have to have actually had the lines happen in a playthrough.
Oghren: So. With the boss, aye?
Alistair: Pardon?
Oghren: You and the boss. Rolling your oats.
Alistair: I don't know--
Oghren: Polishing the footstones.
Alistair: --what you're--
Oghren: Tapping the midnight still, if you will.
Alistair: What are you going on about?
Oghren: Forging the moaning statue. Bucking the forbidden horse. Donning the velvet hat.
Alistair: Are you just making these up right now?
Oghren: Nope. Been saving 'em.
^ I'm actually surprised to see Oghren in here, since he's my least favourite party member in Origins, but this bit KILLED me.
Dog: (Growls)
Sten: (Growls)
Dog: (Growls)
Sten: (Growls)
Dog: (Barks)
Sten: You are a true warrior and worthy of respect.
Dog: (Happy Bark)
^ I knew I needed something from Sten and Dog in here.
Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.
^ I'm actually not sure if I've heard this one but I love it too much to skip.
Fenris: So this relic you mentioned losing...
Isabela: You have pretty eyes.
Fenris: I... have pretty eyes.
Isabela: You elves have such pretty eyes, even the men. It makes me want to pluck them out and wear them as a necklace.
Fenris: I wouldn't suggest trying.
Isabela: Oh, I would never try. Not without reason, of course.
Fenris: Forget I said anything.
^ These two hooked up on my first playthrough and it was the best thing ever!
Fenris: I thought all dwarves had beards. Where's yours?
Varric: I misplaced it, along with my sense of dwarven pride and my gold-plated noble caste pin.
Fenris: I thought maybe it fell onto your chest.
Varric: Oh-ho! The broody elf tells a joke!
Fenris: I don't brood.
Varric: Friend, if your brooding were any more impressive, women would swoon as you passed. They'd have broody babies in your honor.
Fenris: You're a very odd dwarf.
Varric: And you thought I was joking about the pin.
^ When I saw this theme, this was the first thing that came to mind.
Anders: You do have an opinion on mages, don't you?
Isabela: Of course I do. I just don't feel a constant need to bring it up.
Isabela: (Sighs) Mages don't worry me. And I don't believe the templars when they say I should be worried.
Isabela: I'm more likely to be shanked in a bar than eaten by an abomination. You can hear those coming a mile away.
Isabela: "Grr. Argh!" "Oh, is that an abomination coming to eat us? We should get out of here!"
Anders: Abominations don't go, "Grr. Argh."
Isabela: They don't? I should rethink the whole thing, then.
^ I'm a bit surprised Anders made it in here but Isabela brings out the lolz in everyone!
So, the dialogue for Inquisition isn't up quite yet but Iron Bull and Cole have most of the best lines. I'll make a list when people have had time to write it up more.
Before DA:I, this would have been hard. But now it is probably the easiest thing ever because The Dawn Will Come is such an amazing song.
I'll post just the song first, then the in-game appearance which is, IMO, one of the greatest video game scenes of all time but is a bit spoilery.
Soundtrack version:
In-game version:
1. Favorite Dragon Age game
2. Favorite character
3. Least favorite character
4. Favorite Love Interest
5. Least favorite Love Interest
6. Your Warden’s story
7. Favorite quest
8. Least favorite quest
9. Favorite class
10. Favorite party banter
11. Favorite song from the soundtracks
12. OTP
13. Mages or Templars?
14. Character you wish was a romance option
15. Your favorite “Bro”
16. Your ultimate team from all games
17. Favorite Origins story
18. Character you are most like
19. Character who’d be your best friend
20. Character you wouldn’t get along with
21. Favorite villain
22. Favorite NPC
23. Scene you wish you could change the outcome of the most
24. Most shocking scene
25. Scene that made you cry
26. Crack OTP
27. Best part of the games
28. Worst part of the games
29. If you made a deal with a demon what would your bargain be?
30. Hopes for the future of the franchise